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"One Whiff, You’re Stiff!": Villagers Claim VIAGRA Factory Fumes Make Men And Dogs Have HARD-ONS ALL DAY!

"One Whiff, You’re Stiff!": Villagers Claim VIAGRA Factory Fumes Make Men And Dogs Have HARD-ONS ALL DAY!

Villagers claim that the “love fumes” from a nearby viagra factory has been giving local men – and even dogs – divine lovemaking powers!

It's a HARD life for neighbors of Ireland's Viagra manufacturing plant. Occupants of the town of Ringaskiddy in County Cork claim that the fumes from the nearby Pfizer production line — which has long produced the erectile dysfunction drug  — are arousing their menfolk, the Sunday Times reports.

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"One whiff and you’re stiff," local bartender Debbie O’Grady told the paper. The invigorating vapors are notwithstanding influencing man's closest companion, they state. "Even the dogs here have been known to walk around in a state of s*xual excitement,"  Fiona Toomey, 37, who was visiting the place where she grew up after a move to Albany, NY, told the paper.

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"I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply," included Toomey, who used to work at the Pfizer production line. "I’m convinced that’s what happened at the very beginning before they were so closely regulated," she further expressed. Town inhabitants laughed at the news that Viagra will soon be made accessible over the counter in the UK, noting they've never needed to pay a penny.

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"We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for free," Debbie’s mother, Sadie, told the paper. "It’s amazing the number of people who come to this village, perhaps out of curiosity, and then never leave. They settle down here. As they say, there’s something in the air — not that we need it, of course," she added. 

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"But for some fellas with problems in that department, it can be a blessing," she further expressed. A few inhabitants additionally guarantee the town encountered a time of increased birth rates after the Viagra production started at the nearby production line around 1998, as indicated by the report.

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In any case, the organization guaranteed that the 'Viagra in the air' story is only a legend. "Our manufacturing processes have always been highly sophisticated as well as highly regulated," a Pfizer spokeswoman told the paper. Moreover, the town's story went insanely viral and has even been rendered into a comedy movie. 

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The town 'Ringaskiddy' is the motivation for the satire film 'Hard Times' which about the robbery of a Viagra truck. With police on their tail, the burglars dump the Viagra into a well, turning the town s*x-insane, as indicated by the report. 'Hard Times' was released in 2009 and directed by Tom Reeve. 

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The film stars John Lynch, Linda Hamilton, Cornelius Clarke and Lochlainn O'Mearain. It tells the story of a group of men in a rural Irish village who hijack a truck containing Viagra with the intention of selling the drug in Amsterdam. If you find this story rather hilarious, you'll definitely enjoy the movie! 

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