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'Cum On, Man!': There's Now A $6500 Automatic 'Sperm Extractor' For People Who're Terrified Of Masturbating!

'Cum On, Man!': There's Now A $6500 Automatic 'Sperm Extractor' For People Who're Terrified Of Masturbating!

The bizarre $6500 machine is equipped with a lubricated 'massage pipe' which its inventors say resembles a female genitalia. It's targeted at people who are scared of the cup!

Innovation will never cease to stun and puzzle us in an equivalent measure, as inventions get increasingly progressed - simply like this machine in China, which is being utilized to enable men to donate sperm. Yes, you read that absolutely right the first time around, there's a machine out there that will help men masturbate easily. 

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As of late, the recording of the machine being operated by people has circulated around the web for evident reasons - to a great extent since it's an entirely peculiar yet incredible sight, yet in addition, since it's a potential answer for the various men out there who battle with masturbation. 

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More specifically, for people who consider going into an unfamiliar room to- ahem- pleasure themselves into a plastic container to be a touch of startling. Naturally, the clip has been doing the rounds via social media channels, where one individual jested, "If you build it, they will come." 

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A second person pondered, "I mean, does it put all the, er, 'output' together? Like a sperm smoothie or something?" A third hilariously added, "I feel sorry for whoever has to clean these machines," Others kidded that the machine resembles the Daleks from Doctor Who, with somebody joking, "Exsperminate... EXSPERMINATE!!!

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The 'automatic sperm extractor' machines include a greased up pipe, which looks like a 'female organ' and rubs and stimulates the male genitalia to mimic actual intercourse. As indicated by the Sun, the machines have been made by a Chinese organization following worries from the nation's administration over a serious deficiency of sperm donations.

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As of late, state-run media requested that volunteers 'show their compassion' and 'help mitigate the country's aging problem', however, numerous forthcoming contributors were clearly put off by the possibility of doing as such in a clinical environment, as it's purely weird according to them! 

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"Hospitals mostly use masturbation as their collection method without providing a venue or equipment," inventor Ding Guijiang told Reuters. "This makes collecting sperm on site very difficult. We invented an automatic sperm extractor which is also user-friendly." 

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"First of all, it stimulated a female organ and then replicates the physical movements of actual intercourse by moving back-and-forth," he added. The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology base sells around 10,000 of the rather bizarre machines each year, with a single piece costing $6500. A considerable lot of these are apparently likewise sent to the US, Germany, Russia, and France. 



 

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