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Guy Creates A Heartbreak Survival Guide Based On Women's Nails, And It's Hilariously On Point!

Guy Creates A Heartbreak Survival Guide Based On Women's Nails, And It's Hilariously On Point!

Are you tired of going after the wrong woman and getting your heart broken time and again? Well, not anymore! A man made a survival guide to judge girls on their nails, and it's on point!

Love is not an easy thing. Wearing your heart on your sleeve and getting it broken time and again just because you couldn't find the right person is simply the worst.

However, what is a man to do when the pheromones kick in and everything logical seems to fade away? How does one find the right person through all the lovey-dove haziness? Well, we've got just the thing for you! 

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On the off chance that you've at any point needed to realize whether you're dating the correct woman or not, one Twitter user has concocted the perfect answer for you and your struggling love life, i.e. his 'book' 'Nails at First Sight'. Yeah, you read that right the first time around, it's a book that talks about women and their diverse nail styles. 

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A man who goes by the name of Rocky has made a 'survival guide' for all his 'bros' out there. The book claims to enable all men to easily yet accurately choose whether to invest their time and energy on a lady or not, founded on their decision of false nails. Even though the whole idea seems a little outlandish, however, you might want to take a look! 

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Along the same lines, Rocky made a video flaunting his brand new guide to the web, alongside the hilarious inscription that read "Tired of chasing the wrong girl? Just found out your girl is psycho? Want to know the signs before making that investment? My book 'Nails At First Sight' will help you." 

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He further explains that he did "countless hours of research into the nails, before eventually letting all of us realize that evidently on the off chance that you have nude nails, you're perfectly safe!" However, on the off chance that somebody's nails are black or white, they could be extremely risky!

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And in the event that they're yellow? Well, obviously, if they're yellow you should remain worlds apart from them, for your own good! He stated, "If she has the courage to get yellow nails, she has the courage to chop off your balls," Furthermore, he likewise proceeded to discuss the different shapes that are generally sported by women across the world. 

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While square and rounded nails appear to be safe, Rocky says you should avoid pointed nails at all costs, for example, the stiletto shape, saying that they are "meant to hurt you". What's more, apparently, the size of the nail likewise says a ton regarding a lady.

For example, customary false nails, for the most part, say a lady is a "pumpkin spice latte lover", while obviously ladies with medium nails like "get-aways with older men". 

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Unfortunately, it gets much worse. With regards to long nails, he states that the young lady's ex is in prison and that they're a "twerk master". Rocky's video has been pretty effective up until this point, as it's been retweeted by in excess of 88,000 individuals and liked by more than 240,000 as of now. And since, women have been replying with pictures of their own nails! 



 

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