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Someone Matched With ‘Bill The Handyman’ On Tinder And Shared The Hilarious Conversation They Had

Someone Matched With ‘Bill The Handyman’ On Tinder And Shared The Hilarious Conversation They Had

Recently, a man with an amusing profile caused quite a buzz in the world of dating when many women got flattered by the charming man's unusually straight forward attitude and some sexy poses.

1. Bill, 69, Lives In The City Of "Mount Washing"

Tinder can be quite fun at times and usually, it takes seconds to decide whether to swipe right or left just by looking at the profile. But recently, a man with an amusing profile caused quite a buzz in the world of dating when many women got flattered by the charming man's unusually straight forward attitude and some sexy poses.

According to the bio, Bill, 69, lives in the city of "Mount Washing."

 

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2. Ain't Got No Time For Games And Only Has Time For Hanky Panky Ok

Unluckily, it was Danny Spears who had created a fake account on Tinder that attracted quite a number of women for its uniqueness. GoofyDads contributor uploaded some aged pictures of himself with face app and named himself 'Bill The Handyman'. The hilarious bio under his pictures was enough reason for many to swipe right and have some rib-tickling conversation with the 69-year-old man who 'ain't got no time for games and only has time for hanky panky ok'.

 

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3. I Don't Want Kids So Don't Be Asking Me To Make You A Baby Karen

As if the pictures were not enough to send everyone into fits of laughter, Bill's bio took the humor game to whole another level.

"I'm a single attractive man looking for a woman to cook me supper. I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok,' it reads.
'The woman I chose must be fisically fit too, because I am pretty much a Clydesdale ok. I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok. Thanks. I have a Lebaron and Hall and Oats make good music," it said.

 

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4. One Woman Shared Her Comical Experience With Everyone

Upon being called sexy, Billy had some 'tradishinal' thoughts on the comment.

"Look Tracey, I'm not some sex object that you can just show off to your friends ok If you can't cook supper don't come at me trying to get me to sex you up I'm a tradishinal man ok," he replied.

 

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5. Macironi And Cheese?

 

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6. Bill Was Disappointed By The Ignorance

 

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7. If It Made One Person Laugh And That Changed The Course Of Their Day, My Purpose Of Doing It Was Met

“We just wanted to provide some Dad antics for people to laugh at. Since I am completely inexperienced with Tinder, I figured it would be fun to troll some of the people on there,” Danny told in an interview. “If it made one person laugh and that changed the course of their day, my purpose of doing it was met.”

 

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8. Twitter Found The Exchanges Between Bill And His Tinder Matches Absolutely Hilarious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Handyman Got Too Many Matches That He Had To Delete The Account

“I actually had to delete the account because I kept getting so many messages from people. It was a blend of people who thought I was real and people who just wanted to say thanks for the laugh. Someone actually messaged me her macaroni and cheese recipe. If I wasn’t married, I would have taken her up on the offer because she’s all about that glorious baked goodness,” Spears told.

 

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