Frankly, your relationship is not always going to be as steamy as it used to be when you were in the dating phase. Accept it, this is what your love life looks like now!
When you're seeing somebody, you ensure that you're large and in charge. Everything must be flawless, and furthermore hot and steamy. You literally feel the need to spend each waking minute together, and since that is unimaginable, you satisfy your burning desires through messages.
In any case, as usual, it's a stage that doesn't generally last, particularly once you get hitched. On the off chance that taking off clean clothes was what you had the hots for at a certain point, presently it will change to putting on clean clothes since priorities change with time. Along similar lines, we've gathered a hilarious rundown of how dirty texting changes as a married person, and it's perfectly apt! See for yourself:
I need another pillow to make the wall higher, I can still see you on your side of the bed.— Maybe She... (@CantWaitToNap) November 21, 2018
[married sexting]— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 3, 2016
wife: I'm running my hands all over your body
me: Did you wash them first? You just handled raw chicken
I’m wearing my good sweatpants.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014
"Hey I finally stopped having diarrhea so we're good to go"— 🇺🇸Elisabeth🇺🇸 (@YourMomsucksTho) September 27, 2018
- married sext
Just hurry... my show is starting.— Maybe She... (@CantWaitToNap) December 17, 2016
I know how you like it.— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 11, 2014
And so that's exactly how I loaded the dishwasher.
- married sext
Completely ignore each other and chill?— JustTwinsane (@JustTwinsane) December 12, 2018
I'm wearing your socks because all mine are dirty— Jess M Baumgartner (@jessmbaum) December 14, 2018
Ooooo baby, I want you to put your hot— Big Red Rumble is my pro wrestling name 🤣 (@BigRedRumble) March 5, 2019
washcloth on my face so my sinuses can open up and drain. And while you’re up could you make me a cup of hot tea with honey?
~ married sext, flu version
[Married sext]— Worst Cass Scenario (@WorstCassie) January 9, 2019
Him: Did the floor guys leave?
Me: Yes, and my carpet is so wet.
[married sext]— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) January 23, 2019
Gas was $69
"Hey did you want to do this or not"— 🇺🇸Elisabeth🇺🇸 (@YourMomsucksTho) February 22, 2019
- married sext
“All the bills are paid..”— 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕&𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 (@ihoplollipop) February 27, 2019
[ MARRIED SEXT ]— HITCH (@titanmoon10) March 30, 2019
Her: Come downstairs now, I need your body
Me: We having sex?
Her: No, I need you to get the rest of the groceries from the trunk
You forgot to take the fucking trash out.— Maybe She... (@CantWaitToNap) April 16, 2019
Tolerate me..— milan (@lucky_300) April 23, 2019
I'll tolerate you more.
~ married sext.
My poison ivy's almost gone— Jess M Baumgartner (@jessmbaum) April 30, 2019
MARRIED SEXT— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) May 23, 2016
Her: Is it in?
Him: Not yet
Her: Put it In now!
Him: Ok it's in
Her: And set the timer! Im not eating burnt lasagna again!
[Married sext]— Abam (@AdamBroud) April 22, 2016
Wife: What are you wearing?
Me: Just my underwear 😉
Wife: So you still haven't done the laundry?
ME: No I have not
So, should I brush my teeth, or nah?— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 2, 2015