This mother of a five-year-old adorable girl was left mortified when she found a bottle of ‘hot and smooth’ lube in her daughter’s school jacket.
Despite disrupting everything around us, the one good that came with the pandemic is that people, including youngsters, have started taking active care of their hygiene.
There are many funny stories related to sanitizers and cleaning equipment but one that tops all is this five-year-old confusing lube for sanitizer.
Recently, a Scottish mum of a girl named summer found out that her daughter had been taking lube to school regularly. Amused yet mortified, she asked the five-year-old why she had it in her jacket. To which she innocently replied that it was her sanitizer and she especially likes it because its warm, smooth and tingly.
Louise Hosie from Livingston said she received the lube, produced by popular UK adult brand Ann Summers, in an online promotion.
While explaining the whole situation, she said,
“Two days ago, I was washing Summer's school jacket and realized she'd actually been taking it to school. Because her name is Summer and the bottle had Ann Summers on it, I think she thought it was hers. Right away, I was mortified thinking what if the teachers had seen it. But I guess if they saw it they'd have taken it off her. I was laughing too, I found it really funny, but I was mortified at the same time.”
“I was like 'oh my god, why have you got that?' and she said 'it's for my hands, for the germs.”
“It’s the one that goes hot and tingly. It’s just really funny. I told her ‘This is mummy’s’. I asked if she’d sanitised her friends’ hands and she said yes. I was so embarrassed.”
The mum was super embarrassed and had no idea how long Summer had been using the lube, but she doesn’t think her daughter would have got away with it at school for more than a couple of days.
“The prospect of doing the school run after half term has crossed my mind, I'll be pretty embarrassed to face her teachers”
Of course, she confiscated the lube and told her daughter that it needed to stay in the cupboard, though she said she’s still going to be embarrassed to face Summer’s teachers while doing the school run.
Soon after the incident her family also discovered Summer’s little lube escapade. Even though summer will get away with it, Louise is in for a tease now. Her friends and family started to tease her and call her ‘Lubey Lou’.
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