Claus Jørstad bought a Marius stool to help him shower. The Ikea chair had holes in the seat and unfortunately one of his testicles got trapped.
As of late, a Norwegian man has uncovered in a hilarious manner how he freed himself after one of his gonads got stuck in an Ikea seat while having a shower. Claus Jørstad, 45, of Alta in the nation's north, had purchased the Marius seat for showering on the grounds that he recently had suffered from knee damage.
However, the gonad ended up stuck in the wake of falling into an opening in the stool and swelling in the hot conditions. Addressing MailOnline from Norway, Mr. Jørstad said he was caught sitting under the shower for such a long time that the water turned cold and he started to freeze - leaving him prone to electric shock.
"Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*** happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck," he told MailOnline. "I couldn’t f***** move. Imagine an angry Irishman having an incident, cursing his way. And as I couldn't move, I started pondering how the hell I was gonna get outta the mess."
"After a lot of pondering forth and back, I realized I had no bloody ideas. The water turned cold by itself. So I started freezing. The water got cold. Even more cold than my mother-in-law’s smile when I married her daughter," he added. Be that as it may, the cold water was his concern and his friend in need, however, the photographer and father-of-three conceded he could have electrocuted himself by what he attempted to do next.
"In despair, I reached for the hairdryer to keep warm while pondering, and that’s when I realized the nut has got loose from the squirrel stool," he said. "It was when I reached for the dryer I realized I was a free man," He trusts the cold water made his gonad shrink, enabling it to pass back through the gap.
His remarks come after his issues were revealed in an entertaining Facebook post and discourse on the social networking website with staff from the Swedish retailing giant. In his hilarious post total with pictures and updates, Mr. Jørstad portrayed his privates as the 'skipper and two sailors' since he said Swedes disliked direct depictions of privates.
"As you can imagine, the skipper is the captain down there, and the sailors are the two nuts that dangle," he wrote. In his post to Ikea, he portrayed himself as a 'free man once more!' and inquired as to whether the stool came in yellow yet was told just in red, black and white. While the post was enjoyed and shared a huge number of times, IKEA reacted, utilizing their customer's maritime theme.
"Hey, Claus. We recommend that you take the stool out of the shower... or that you sit on it with the right uniform on and in the right setting," the staffer posted. "If you choose to keep it in the shower, make sure you are well dressed for your next sea excursion," Showing he was a quick learner, Mr. Jørstad later posted an image of the stool in the shower again - however this time covered with a towel so his balls wouldn't get stuck again.