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Lady Dumped Ex Because He Put His 'TINY WILLY' In Her Belly Button!

Lady Dumped Ex Because He Put His 'TINY WILLY' In Her Belly Button!

While intercourse isn’t everything in a relationship, for some couples it’s a deal-breaker. For Nilufer, it was her ex's tiny willy that he would constantly insert in her belly button!

While intercourse isn't the most important thing in the world in a relationship, however, for certain couples it's a major issue. All things considered, physical intimacy can represent the moment of truth a relationship. No matter how much you gel with somebody, an absence of fulfillment in the bedroom can make you keep running into issues. What's more, that is actually what occurred with writer Nilufer Atik, 43, from London.

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She dumped her ex subsequent to finding his rather highly abnormal kinks - which were 'about as much of a turn on as a dead newt,' She says she'd had her eye on Robin for quite some time, yet when they at last got into bed together, she was left highly frustrated and disappointed as well! 

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The 43-year-old, who was in her mid-30s at the time, said her beau was inclined toward jabbing her belly button with his 'small' genitalia; licking her eyelids, elbows; and massaging her ear lobes. Everything began when the pair met at a gathering not long after Nilufer moved to London when she was in her 30s.

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He appeared to be the perfect beau material at first and they began going to comedy shows together. She said, "Robin was really easy to talk to. He wasn't a player and was really close to his family, which made him a good listener. Instead of sighing and rolling his eyes whenever I moaned about period pains during the time of the month, he'd have a hot water bottle and my favorite chocolate treat waiting for me when I popped round." 

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In any case, one night, she got back home to discover her housemates were having a contention - so she gathered a sack and strolled over to his home. Nonetheless, being the gentleman that he was, Robin would not let her rest on the couch, so Nilufer insisted they share a bed.

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One thing prompted another and the pair were before long kissing energetically - however when she slid her hands down his boxers, she 'froze' She said, "Kissing turned out to be the only thing Robin was good at in the sack. When it came to foreplay and actually doing the deed itself, he was about as much of a turn on as a dead newt." 

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"It started with the tongue sliding down my right arm then circling the inside of my elbow. Then he began licking and sucking my thumb, I couldn't help wincing. Then he reached his hands up and began massaging my earlobes. What was he doing?" she added. However, at that point, she says, came the 'big reveal.' 

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She said, "As he whipped it out, I was dismayed to see ... he really did have a tiny willy. And when I say tiny, I mean about three inches at salute. When I felt him rubbing against my belly, I thought he was shifting position at first. Then I realized he was actually rubbing his genitalia against my belly button," She laid down with him a second and third time - where he started licking her eyelids - thus she settled on the choice to end it! 

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