Kids says the darndest things, but they definifely get an A for efforts! "My 4-year-old called ice cubes 'water bricks,' and now I'll never call them anything else," says one dad.
We as a whole realize that kids state the most entertaining and craziest things here and there. Their young minds haven't been molded to pursue our restricted tenets of discourse just yet, so they frequently simply name things as their inventive minds directs them to. Also, guess what? A larger part of the time, children's made-up names for things really bode well, are a lot more interesting and more illustrative than the firsts would ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that will be water bricks, please!
In the rundown underneath, you'll get another viewpoint on things that we have been instructed not to take note of. Just the unadulterated, pure personalities of children could come up with these beautiful perceptions! Moreover, every one of the new names given by these hilariously creative kids will definitely have you in stitches:
My daughter calls roots "tree veins" and honestly I think we should just allow her to name everything for us all from this point forward.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 24, 2016
My 4 year old calls Doritos burritos, and it's the cutest thing he does that also makes me question whether I'm his father.— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 5, 2014
My 3-year-old calls bubble gum "gubble bum" and I say a little prayer every day that no one ever corrects her.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 4, 2017
My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017
"I have cow-like reflexes."— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) October 31, 2013
My 9 year old either made an error in phrasing and meant to say cat or he is extremely self-aware.
My daughter still calls it “Madness Square Garden” and honestly should be in charge of naming all places where people gather.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 1, 2018
my son just called a coffin a “skeleton burrito” and somehow I’m the one on twitter— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) February 7, 2019
My daughter doesn’t know the word “braces” so she calls them “tiny jails for your teeth.”— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 12, 2018
My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks," and now I'll never call them anything else.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2018
My daughter still calls sneezing "bless yous" and I will destroy anyone that ruins this for me.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 1, 2017
My 4-year-old just called the garbage disposal switch a “gobble button” and that is what I will henceforth be calling it.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 22, 2018
My daughter calls people who are reading "book lookers" and for some reason I love it so much more than "readers."— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) December 31, 2017
My kid just called Fruit Loops "Pride Cheerios" and I've never been happier in my life that this little dude calls me mom.— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) September 5, 2018
I'm not saying that my daughter is overly dramatic.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) March 29, 2016
I'm just reminding you that she calls tears "wet drops of sad."
Watched Great Pumpkin special with my son yesterday and he LOST HIS F**KING MIND FOR SNOOPY.— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 30, 2017
He calls him "SNOOFY."
NO ONE CORRECT HIM EVER
2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them— Rebecca Caprara (@RebeccaCaprara) February 23, 2018
5-Year-Old: HEY! WHERE ARE MY MATTRESS CURTAINS!?— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) September 4, 2018
Me: Um... your sheets? I’m washing them.
Little kids may wake up too early but at least my five-year-old daughter calls the airport the airplane store.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 7, 2014