There are a good handful of people that don't really like kids. It shouldn't be hard to pursue them to see the lighter side of our little ones with these Tweets:
A lot of people are pretty against the idea of having a kid. There's that saying that goes: kids are like farts. You can tolerate your own but when it comes to someone else's, they're pretty unbearable!
Calling them unbearable is a stretch, but there are a good handful of people that don't really like kids. It shouldn't be hard to pursue them to see the lighter side of our little ones with these Tweets:
I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack. pic.twitter.com/hT1q8M7aAo— Megan (@meganbielby) May 30, 2019
It's good to have a well-balanced diet!
So it was my cousins 3rd birthday and instead of having a normal theme she chose this pic.twitter.com/U3FYpeGKTM— ANDREA (@dreeaaxo_) June 5, 2019
Totally normal for a three-year-old to love the dark side...
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
But he's very likely to be fake!
never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note pic.twitter.com/ETqbzW7adN— sarah ♡ (@sarahhollidayyy) June 4, 2019
We should all consider putting in a pros and cons list!
so my brother went in my bathroom to get a band aid and i.... pic.twitter.com/utGh2NE27t— paige 〽️ (@unholypaige) June 5, 2019
He's all better now!
so my sister won her first medal, she told me to throw her in the air and lmao pic.twitter.com/IbARC0PniG— addy (@_aacosta_) May 14, 2019
She knows how to celebrate.
Never will I forget the day I told my child she couldn’t have cake before dinner and she stormed off to the room for about 2mins to come back and tell me she left a message for me on her whiteboard and this was it: pic.twitter.com/Kadp2fagch— Skefuckingdaddle 🏁 (@aintshitcoco) May 14, 2019
Who would say no to cake?!
My niece has her bird trained to attack anyone she screams at 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ea0JoWMNrT— Lord Flocko 🐦 (@Apex_sH) April 30, 2019
But only a hard-life survival version.
Remember how yesterday I said I try not to laugh at my students? They’re really pushing me. Gave my 6th graders a quiz today, and I’ve never laughed so hard while grading a paper. 😅😂 pic.twitter.com/LHEyl9RIru— Rachelle (@Redwards0810) April 25, 2019
STOP TESTING ME!
Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can't reach....— Ashola Ilie (@adex0057) April 5, 2019
I nearly collapsed last night in my own house.....I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg
Straight out of a horror movie!
So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever. pic.twitter.com/pBC4fyj3gn— Jeffrey Lazarus (@jlazarus001) June 19, 2018
Down with the man!
my cousin has a michael myers mask and he can’t stop wearing it pic.twitter.com/kzvog7VhKA— gis (@GIZZZYO) February 25, 2019
But it is SO GOOD!
My kid did an interview with her cat pic.twitter.com/PCdnBTiRNs— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) December 4, 2017
He's not just going to MEOW BACK, you guys!
My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “— ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ (@PurestInNoSense) March 24, 2018
"I see dumb people" - This kid.
Me: How do you want your steak cooked?— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 18, 2017
Kids: Cook it so it tastes like chicken nuggets.
Do they expect him to make broccoli taste like ice cream?
2yo is passed out, clutching a fist full of fries. She's 100% mine.— Lilly (@misslillytoyou) October 4, 2017
100% blood of my blood.
The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 5, 2017
It's a no negotiation moment you can't get out of.
My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017
Parenting tiny humans summed up in one photo. pic.twitter.com/hYEDDiylcW— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) April 12, 2017
On some level, we can relate.
Me: "Thinking about going to bed early tonight.."— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) May 3, 2017
My kid: pic.twitter.com/Q30GQuBz6Y
Pretty sure they won't go to bed any time soon!