In a now-viral trend, Twitter is sharing their awkward visits to the doctor and the tweets are absolutely hilarious!
We all have experienced at least one awkward trip to the doctor's place in our life that we are too embarrassed to share out loud and every time we think about it, it leaves us cringing with awkwardness. The embarrassment though becomes a little better when you find out that there are others with whom you can relate your funny incidents. Here are some people who shared their own awkward experiences with their doctors on social media. Read these funny posts and see if you can remember your own awkward trip to your doctor. If you do come up with one, don't forget to share with us in the comments!
Found out at my Doctor's appointment that the disturbing voices I've been hearing non stop are called children.— 🐱Mommy Curses👻 (@mommy_cusses) August 14, 2017
Doctor: How do you practice self-care?— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) January 18, 2018
Doctor: Pillows? By sleeping on them?
Me: No. By screaming into them.
(After seeing a documentary about dogs who can smell epileptic seizures, low blood sugar and cancer.)— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) March 5, 2018
Doctor: Can I ask why you think you need a whole body CT scan?
Me: My dog stared at me for a solid five minutes this morning and I couldn’t figure out what he wanted.
Doctor: Do you exercise?— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) March 19, 2019
Me: No. Never.
Doc: How often?
Me: 4 kids.
Doc: Heavily. Got it.
Trying to convince your kid to wear a jacket is exactly like trying to convince your husband to go to the doctor.— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) March 19, 2019
“You can’t cram for a dental exam.” - My husband as I floss for the first time the night before a dentist appt.— Hashtag MomFail (@hashtagmomfail) October 11, 2018
[At pediatrician]— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) April 24, 2018
Nurse Practitioner: Does he eat 5 servings of fruits and vegetables each day?
Me: For the most part.
3: I like chocolate milk and french fries!
Receptionist: Please arrive 15 minutes before your appointment so that...— Leslie Gaar, Writer (@lgaarwrites) March 24, 2019
Me: So a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar...
Receptionist: Excuse me?
Me: Oh, I thought we were making jokes.
"I'm so sick and don't know why. I just want answers!"— Life📌UɴPιɴтereѕтιɴɢ (@LifeUnPinterest) July 15, 2017
DOC: Here's a solution...
"No, not that one."
-Me as a patient, apparently.
Me: Kate needs shots today. I'm going to need your muscles at the doctor's office.— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) May 15, 2014
Dad of the year: Can we get her drunk first?
5yo: where’s the scissors?— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) May 18, 2019
5: I’m playing doctor...
5: on the dog
M: **takes back scissors**
The doctor asked if I was sexually active and we just laughed and laughed.— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 14, 2018
[Doctor's office]— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 10, 2017
<frantically peeling off nail polish> Okay, weigh me again.
Doctor: We need to double your meds— mindflakes (@mindflakes) November 6, 2015
Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster?
Doctor: We need to triple your meds
dog [who is a doctor]: u can just call me dog-tor haha— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) January 19, 2016
me: lmao now THAT is funny.
dog: haha thanks. [checks clipboard] ok so ur dying