Donut, meat and fruity - these vintage beauty pageant queens have been covered in all kinds of food. It just makes us wonder why don’t we get these kinds of beauty pageants today?
To us, beauty pageants are quite peculiar things, to begin with! Honestly, it's something about ladies being strutted in front of an audience to have their bodies assessed like cows at an agrarian festival, that rubs against every human impulse in us, and certainly not positively.
Nonetheless, being a double standard community as it already is, the fashion world can get very strange now and again. Case in point - these rather bizarre beauty pageant queens of the food industry from the mid-twentieth century will put things in perspective for you. We're not sure what the motivation behind these weird pageants might have been, but at least it features delicious food in it, so that's something! See for yourself: